tiktoksithinkarefunny:

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wayneradiotv:

wayneradiotv:

dont fuck with me or ill weld all your joints shut in your sleep

gonna be walkin like a gingerbread man

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chasers17:

maxinbc:

puff-to-tuff:

royal-zach:

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

thanks, i hate it

Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

(Source: the-chanel-boots, via satan-is-a-heterophobe)

rabbitindisguise:

daco-broman:

im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster:

Absolute shenanigans

this is the best video on this whole website

If that duck manages to waddle any faster that dog won’t know what hit him

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millennial-review:

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ocdevelopmentstuff:

ocdevelopmentstuff:

Cowboy boots but with really high platforms like goth boots.

Y’ALL

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barf-girl:

luzialowe:

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

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a-slightly-sad-egg:

The water accepted your offering

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carnival-phantasm:

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halalcocaine:

there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.

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